Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂OUT OF HERE!
i accidentally leave my wallet at a gas station pump, the next person goes through it and finds 7 dollars in cash, a prepaid Visa gift card, no driver’s license, and two instant photographs that appear to have been taken in an ancient Minoan city
mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head
i have a terrible habit of sometimes just doing 100 squats in the shower. It’s right on the intersection of “hard enough it’ll fuck me up tomorrow” and “easy enough to be done on a whim” and i always regret it
See part of the issue is when i shower i look at my legs (which are like if a pair of festive christmas hams were solid muscle) and then i remember “oh yeah i can do 100 squats like nothing”
The process:
Woah my legs are jacked
*does a squat to grab shampoo*
Hey what was that
One squat is BASICALLY 5 squats. like just do it a few more times without really noticing and bam! 5 squats
Might as well do 5 more that’s an even 10
That wasn’t so hard
Make it 20
5 more to a nice round 25
Hey that’s a fourth of 100
We can do that again. Let’s take a quick break and do the next set
Fat people don’t have to hate their bodies. Fat people are allowed to think they’re beautiful, sexy, hot, cute. Fat people do not have to punish themselves because you can’t comprehend that they are happy.
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