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noxiatoxia:

skeletalheartattack:

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Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

velvetredskies:

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v model doodles and . sortt of bg practice too ?? idk

closeups under cut hehe

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vaspider:

feckineejit:

langernameohnebedeutung:

bonyassfish:

asparklethatisblue:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don’t do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don’t really know why, though)

other/press button!/don’t like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Before I… crack them open?

….before you put them in here:

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the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

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sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It’s an egg cooker!


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It’s like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and …the baby boils eggs.

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

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egg cup:

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#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there’s none left? why does this need extra tools

…at this point i’m sorry to introduce…the egg spoon.

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Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

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nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

In Ireland we also have egg cups, egg spoons, egg cozies, egg slicers, - although I have never seen an egg cooker before

… egg cozies? Like… little hats for your eggies?

pixiecaps:

PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE

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bi-accident:

Panko cookies; 1985

moodytanuki:

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boy why you so ears

rosenkranz-does-things:

a gouache painting of a white cat on a green background sitting on her pink bed which is shaped like a cat.ALT

I was waiting for the moment when I’ve got no new personal art so I could post this painting of my cat. this moment is Now. enjoy 🩷

incaseyouart:

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For the DTIYS from @kenneduck~

its-to-the-death:

Fictional Weapon War Preliminary Round #28

Only one of these will make it into the bracket so choose your favorite!

Which is the coolest weapon?

Lucas’ stick (Mother 3)

Pit’s Sacred Bow of Palutena (Kid Icarus)

Amaterasu and Chibiterasu’s rosaries (Ōkami and Ōkamiden)

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

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This is true I think, everyone just has very normal and even-minded thoughts and opinions about transfeminine sexuality

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passionpeachy:

This might be harsh but I think those who equate “good character design” to “character I would fuck” and express outright disgust at designs who dared to fall outside their conventional beauty norms should be trapped in the amulet for a thousand years. minimum

vaspider:

milky-milky-way:

is-the-cat-video-cute:

summer-skye-64:

takineko:

chibikittens:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious

Rating: Cute

this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.

you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!

yelly baby

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